My fantasy dwelling Dwelling
A Shifting Expertise
I’ve discovered a cool condominium! Okay, okay…so it’s not good. Only a few bugs. I imply actually! First expense? An exterminator! Is it well worth the money? Nicely, I can’t afford a costlier place, so a one-time (please!) money outlay must be okay. Perhaps only a can of “Raid?”
I would like a method to transfer my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You don’t have one? Why not? Would you like one? I’ll allow you to choose it out! Nicely, it was only a suggestion. No must get all bent off form! I assume I’d higher name the truck rental locations. What do you imply…$200…PLUS mileage? AND Gasoline? Good grief!
Whereas I’m on the cellphone I’ll name the utility and cellphone firms. Sure, I do know I haven’t used your companies earlier than. No, I don’t have a bank card; that is my first place. You need what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow…do you individuals have a license to steal?
Daddy, I would like $500 for shifting bills! I used all my cash for the primary and final months hire AND the injury deposit. Nicely, how was I to know this was going to be so costly? Promote one thing? Daaaaad…I NEED my TV!
Boy, this place is fairly empty. Perhaps I can buy a sofa and a chair. Nah…I’ve my mattress. That’ll be ok. I don’t want a desk; I’ll simply use this field.
Renters Insurance coverage? I don’t assume so! What do I’ve to insure?
Simply acquired my first cellphone name! I’d love to return to your get together! Daddy, I would like a automobile. As a result of it’s too far to stroll to work, that’s why. Umm, Daddy…there’s automobile insurance coverage too! Thanks, Dad…you’re the perfect! And gasoline? I didn’t assume so…
Supper time. Let’s look in these bins. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!